THE APORKALYPSE

Sa vakarerevaki na swine flu (the swine flu is frightening),
 Vores germs have spread further than Fiji.
 
Pigs are just messing up the world it seems.
There’s no better time to get rid of pesky old oinks than now.
Aaaaaaaaachooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

4 Responses to “THE APORKALYPSE”

  1. senijiale Says:

    Oilei! Hve just read this funny piece on RFN tis a.m. sa baci katuvu tu vamatakalailai noda dredre! hehehe……

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    Something ….. in Fijian.
    By itaukei
    April 28, 2009

    RFN, kerekere post this mada.

    Sa totoka dina na nomudou ‘uniform’ ena kena yani vakamatau. ‘Smooth’ dina oilei! Na nomudou ‘badge’ ni ‘rank’ qai dromodromo tavatava (stripe ga mai, oilei!), totoka vakaoti (keimami sega ga ni kila na kena i balebale- kerea mo dou vosoti keimami kina na lewe ni vanua ena neimami ‘ignorance’). Ena gauna dou vakarautaki kemudou kina ena nomudou ‘press release’ keimami sa dau vakalukalu ga, ka so na marama era wainidivi- so era coro sara- taki kemudou, ena kena dravia vinaka na balumudou (bai veitarataravi na aftershave ena mataka edai- rugby lotion tiko vei iko, tiko vei iko sega vei au!), tawase vinaka tu na se ni ua qai ubi toka e delana e dua nai sala drokadroka, vulavula vinaka tale tu na bati – uu! iiiiiii!. Ia ena gauna ga dou dolava kina na gusumudou e dau yali na ‘magic of the moment’ ka ratou ‘propel’ taki lesu mai ki vuravura o ratou na marama ya (o ratou nanuma sara la ni ratou sa tu mai ‘heaven’). Vaka me kune votu mai na nomudou ulukau kei na nomudou vuli vaka vo. Na leqa gona ni tamata era lecava na Kalou ka ra ciqoma na vakatevoro kei nai vakavuvuli vou eso. Sa wele ko Batibasaga sa keimami qai sara yaloyalo na lewe ni vanua. Da sa tiko qo ena ‘Part 10’, ia e vaka tiko ga na ‘Part 1’. E sega ni veisau nai talanoa. Tekivu- ulukau, ‘The End’- ulukau. O kemudou na Military Council bavulu. Tekivu ena bavulu, cava talega ena bavulu. Au sa kerea mo dou lesu mai vei Jisu. Dou kua ni vakalialiai kemudou. Dau kaya o ira na gone ni RKS- ‘iko sega ni lialia boy’.

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  2. Makare59 Says:

    RFN by i taukei….. E vakaciriloloma. Pathetic . What a load of garbage from this obsolete specimen. Dredre ga mo cegu.lol

  3. applesauce Says:

    Oh Shit the swine has left for indonesia!! Quick! someone call indonesia and warn them the swine virus is coming to infect them

  4. Keep The Faith Says:

    Please lord please let Bainimarama contract a genetically mutated version of avian/swine flu while in Indonesia. Amen.

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