At a satirical jibe at stringent censorship imposed by the illegal gormunt the Daily Post has been filling in the space with some ‘no news’
Headlines last week included ‘Man gets on bus’ over and item reading: ‘In what is believed to be the first reported incident of its kind, a man got on a bus yesterday. ‘It was easy’, he said, ‘I lifted one leg up and then the other and I was on’.’
Another story began, ‘Paint has apparently dried on his old couch, Max reports. Given the job of painting the couch, Max was excited at the prospect of the paint dryingt. But when asked how it dried, he was nonplussed.
” ‘It just went on wet, but after about 4 hours, it started to dry. That was when I realised, paint dries,’ the young scholar observed.”
The Fiji Post website carried a major story on Thursday which was headed “Weather set to improve soon”.
Oi lei, who said we’d lost our sense of humour. Cakava yani nomu viavia teratera Vore Bhainimarama, neimami dredre kei na lasa ena sega ni mudu (go ahead with your wannabe attitude Vore Bhainimarama our laughter and sense of humour/fun will never end).