FUN TIMES FROM THE MUZZLED MEDIA

At a satirical jibe at stringent censorship imposed by the illegal gormunt the Daily Post has been filling in the space with some ‘no news’

Headlines last week included ‘Man gets on bus’ over and item reading: ‘In what is believed to be the first reported incident of its kind, a man got on a bus yesterday. ‘It was easy’, he said, ‘I lifted one leg up and then the other and I was on’.’

Another story began, ‘Paint has apparently dried on his old couch, Max reports. Given the job of painting the couch, Max was excited at the prospect of the paint dryingt. But when asked how it dried, he was nonplussed.

” ‘It just went on wet, but after about 4 hours, it started to dry. That was when I realised, paint dries,’ the young scholar observed.”

The Fiji Post website carried a major story on Thursday which was headed “Weather set to improve soon”.

Oi lei, who said we’d lost our sense of humour. Cakava yani nomu viavia teratera Vore Bhainimarama, neimami dredre kei na lasa ena sega ni mudu (go ahead with your wannabe attitude Vore Bhainimarama our laughter and sense of humour/fun will never end).

4 Responses to “FUN TIMES FROM THE MUZZLED MEDIA”

  1. epeli Says:

    Someone need to eliminated Bainimara as soon as possible.The abrogation of the constitution, is just another ruse by this bastards not to jail all the soldiers that were involved and found quilty by judges in these senseless killing?
    Bainimarama needs to show the military that he will keep his part of the bargain by protecting anyone in the military no matter what? But i say this its time for someone at home to shhot this barstard now!

  2. Budhau Says:

    The “Man Gets on The Bus” story is three days old and you got hold of it now.

    BY know they have a new headline “Boot up Their arse” and “Man Goes to CWM to get the Boot Removed”

    BTW – what exactly would the newspaper get by antagonizing the military – when the media would soon be negotiating with the military to lift this censorship… don’t you think Leweni would not remember this.

    You see, when there is some chance that there would be negotiations as we try and move the country forward – the idiots at the newspaper – and others should not be antagonizing the military – unless they got something more out of it – what did the newspaper get. Just like what did Qarase get from the court victory – nothing…just made matters worse.

  3. sesau Says:

    budhau sona levu vakai tmamamu

  4. Marama Says:

    Badhau – you shoot off left right and center like a bad smell, why dont you make yourself useful and go and shoot your motherfucker Bhainimarama!!!
    That will solve all our suffering.

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