Time for a Laugh

Voreqe went to the FMF psychiatrist. ” I’ve got problems. Every time I
go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m
going crazy.””Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the shrink. “Come
talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of
those fears.”

“How much do you charge?”

“Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor.”
“I dont think the Regimental Funds have enough money in it, I must ask
Eveli,” said Voreqe.

Six months later the doctor met Voreqe at a function. “Why didn’t you
ever come to see me about those fears you were having?” asked the

“Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful
lot of money esp after buying the daughter’s house and Mere’s new silk
jaba’s from China ! The Officer’s mess bartender cured me for $10. I
was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a
new Hummer!”

“Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed! – Nobody under there now !!!”


8 Responses to “Time for a Laugh”

  1. ispy Says:

    The bigger joke was the response by Police Director of Operations Waisea Tabakau, when asked about what they would do about the complaint lodged by the SDL.

    He said they would stand by Teleni’s statement.

    What asked what Teleni meant by his statement, Tabakau replied “We stand by the statement even if it is unclear.”


    Toe the line tiko vei iko!

  2. Ablaze Says:

    Good one! That is the mentality of the Bavulu Team!

    Sadly, that is the way they are going about their job!

  3. waisou Says:

    I hope Mick Beddoes will continue the charge should the police shy away. As he said last night that he will go knocking on the doors of the international courts for a hearing!!!

    What goes around comes around!!!!

    Nukulau is beckoning!!!

    And for Alefina! Good stuff. Stand by your word and do not be intimidated. If you feel in your heart that you have said the right stuff, just relax!!! Sometimes truth hurts!!!

    We are behind you!!!

    God bless Fiji!

  4. policeconstable Says:

    She was overheard complaining about the illegal A-G. The without underpants pyjama A-G ran to burgler (burglar) Leweni, crying for help, and this thug Leweni sent the military goons to her … the rest is history

  5. Mark Manning Says:

    Has anyone in Fiji noticed the similarities between the thug Police and thug Soldiers with the thugs in pre war Germany when they terrorised the civilian population there for some 5 years before world war 2 broke out ?

  6. ex Fiji Tourist Says:

    waisou , policeconstable and SV

    Would you please explain for me what this story is about as from the few bits above, it sounds typical of the intimidation of citizens by the jaundiced junta.

  7. Adi Kaila Says:

    Well ain’t that the truth!

    ex FT – the ig coupsters are so thin skinned they cannot take any criticism – like mob mentality they react with violence, this is the only way they resolve their guilt, there’s hardly a sensible brain cell among that lot. The arrogance displayed by these soldiers is something to see and it starts from the moronic voreqe so bullying is their way of life.

    It’s to be expected as these are people with no real life skills and that comes from their upbringing. Intimidating the innocents of Fiji makes them feel very important – we all know they’re imbeciles.

  8. waqa Says:

    Waisea tabakau is so far up teleni’s butt its hard to tell where he starts and where teleni ends.these officers had better make sure they are in power forever, there will be no mercy when all this is over. The hunter becomes the hunted.

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